You're pretty when you're hurt.

(Source: thehoundsofjustice, via mylittlemiki)

BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION

sephiroth3343:

(via mylittlemiki)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via namelessahoge)

Hercules + references to other Greek myths

(Source: fire1ord, via childishzombiejellyfish)

mariuspontmerciless:

jessiphia:

vaderblues:

Always in motion is the future.

whoa who is this attractive man and where can I get one

That’s Yoda

(via childishzombiejellyfish)

i-believe-in-the-shield:

We want Shandy!! <3

(via mylittlemiki)

sodamnrelatable:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse, via namelessahoge)

therealeovaldez:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

This is literally all you do in the game

therealeovaldez:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

This is literally all you do in the game

(via theunofficialavenger)

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(via draumr-kopa-agretlam)